Photo 23 Apr 203,535 notes evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

Text 23 Apr 119,196 notes

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

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Never.

charlaface:

Never.

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holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

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ezizzy:

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

I love the way you dress.

Photo 23 Apr 37 notes kurtfagerland:

Early morning coffee run with my co pilot.

kurtfagerland:

Early morning coffee run with my co pilot.

Photo 23 Apr 836 notes equinevetadventures:

I’M A CROCODILE

equinevetadventures:

I’M A CROCODILE

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Anonymous asked: What do you and girl do for a career?

domwithpen:

I’m a bubble farmer and girl runs a unicorn rescue

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Vent Licker

Sam likes to join me while I work around the kitchen, and goes strait to the floor vent next to the kitchen table.

dogshaming:

Vent Licker

Sam likes to join me while I work around the kitchen, and goes strait to the floor vent next to the kitchen table.

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